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| The following
questions & Answers were collected from last |
| year's Standard
Grade exam results in Dundee, Ireland. |
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genuine responses from 16 year olds! |
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| Name the four
seasons: |
| Salt, pepper,
mustard and vinegar. |
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| What is a
planet? |
| A body of
earth surrounded by sky. |
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| What does
the word "benign" mean? |
| Benign is
what you will be before you be eight. |
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| What is a
"terminal illness"? |
| When you are
sick at the airport. |
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| What happens
to a boy when he reaches puberty? |
| He says goodbye
to boyhood and looks foward to adultery. |
