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MEN,
WOMEN, AND SEX |
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| A husband
and wife had a quarrel on the day of their 40th |
| wedding anniversary! |
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| The husband
yells, "When you die, I'm getting you a head- |
| stone that
reads, "Here Lies My Wife - Cold As Ever." |
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| "Yeah?"
she replies, "When you die, I'm getting you a |
| headstone
that reads, "Here Lies My Husband, Stiff At Last." |
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| HE SAID SHE
SAID |
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| He said -
Why don't women blink during foreplay? |
| She said - They don't have time. |
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| She said -
What do you call a woman who knows where her |
| husband
is every night? |
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| He said - A widow. |
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